10 reasons why i am random soda number 3's #1 fan

1. i was fh eFIRST sjhipper of soda x botle (they jsut go so well tofether!)
2. i am a tape measuye hatrder...
3. 3 ha sbeen my fabpyirte numbner since i was 8
4. soda numer 3 tyalks to me in my sleep and he said i was jhis number 1 famn
5. i made thuis entire page for him!!! (so trukly this means im the best right,,,)
6. my mom said so
7. i have ALLLLLLL the merch
8. io ran out of jojkes :(
9. i worte a fanfic that is ghay yaoi x2763!!
10. my mom sold me to one direction and they said on stage that i was the number 1 soda number 3 fan

i was gonna put the ss of what inspired this page but i dont want them to get dogpiled by the osc in case they arent being lighthearted so uhhhhhh yeah. i am still the random soda number 3 biggest fan tho